1. cosmic evolution and the new paradigm
2. Andrew Skelton
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6. I plan to change our textbooks so that a greater understanding of how our universe works is understood by the masses. once it is understood people begin to examine there own lives and the influence they give to others. it will promote peace and growth as a species and as a planet.
religious wars will cease as spirituality can be mapped out and understood, people can get back to the roots of why their religion existed in the first place.

Free energy for everyone, people will seek to learn and make new things for means of materialism. promotion in ingenuity will bring people together.

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1. TITLE
Maximise trendy buzz words, even if irrelevant. (Indeed, some will misread this non-connection as going over their heads.) Try to include many verbs that end in -ise and -ishness.

2. AUTHOR'S NAME
Avoid initials. People remember actual names. Let your students be represented by their initials if they want; readers will assume they are nobodies.

3. REFERENCES
The most important part of the paper, yet the most neglected.
References cited must contain a broad spectrum of sources, to insure the greatest probability of naming the reader, and especially, of saluting the referee. Use multi-author papers to maximise the number of people mentioned. Corral any paper even slightly related to your field; Nobel winners' papers are of course preferred, no matter how thin the connection.

A scientist will always give greater attention to colleagues who cite him, if only to find where in the text you mention him. Thus the best strategy is to cite everybody you can but place the citations in an unlikely place in the paper. They would then have to read carefully to find it, and so might even discover what the paper is about. The highest-risk strategy is to cite someone in the list of references but not in the text. Then he will have to read the whole paper. The disadvantage, of course, is that he will be livid with rage and frustation by the time he finishes. But at least he will not forget you!

4. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Another important ego-feeding ground. Thank the big names in your field, even if your sole contact with them was toting coffee at a conference three years ago. The list should be lavish, implying close connections with all the movers and shakers. Avoid mentioning dead people; they can do you no more good, and their rivals are still around. If space permits, include those who actually helped you.

5. GRANT REFERENCE
Your grant monitoring officer will always look for this, so put it early. Others will want to know what agency got suckered into paying out.

6. INTRODUCTION
Here you explain what you plan to do. Promise a lot. Few will reach the main text to see if you actually did it.

7. CONCLUSIONS
Always overstate your results. This is a firm rule - everyone will expect it, anyway.

Claim certainty where you have vague suspicions. Use statistics as an art form, not as a serious check on your work. Why be a sceptic about error bars, after all?

Graphs proudly showing agreement between theory and experiment should be prominent. Only in a footnote (tiny type!) should you explain that the theory has been scaled to the experiment in the first place, the coordinates multiplied by a fudge factor, or other artful dodges.

8. MAIN TEXT
With any luck, there will be no need to actually write this section. Everyone will have turned to the next paper.

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Im looking for a few good people that would like to investigate a variety of subjects relating to 2012, then make a thesis or documentary on what it is about and how it correlates to my research and the ToE.
you need to be trustworthy and dedicated.


you dont need a degree... just know your stuff or be ready to learn.
if you consider yourself as the following, specify to me on your email what fields you are knowledgeable in.

mathematician
electrician ( someone good with making electrical equipment)
engineer -
astrologer- human relations, evolution,
astronomer - cosmology,
scientist - astrophysics, physical cosmology,
cameraman-
politicians
volunteers